Short Music For Short People

Short Music for Short People é uma coletânea de 1999 lançada pela gravadora independente Fat Wreck Chords. O título é uma paródia a coletânea dos anos 80 "Rat Music For Rat People". Ela possui 101 músicas que têm apenas 30 segundos dos mais diversos artistas do punk rock. Devido à limitações técnicas (um CD de áudio pode ter apenas 99 faixas), as 3 últimas músicas estão juntas na faixa 99.

Com algumas excessões, a maioria das faixas foram escritas e gravadas exclusivamente para a coletânea através de pedidos da gravadora Fat Wreck Chords e do baixista do NOFX, Fat MIke. Em 2000, a Billboard classificou a coletânea em 191º lugar, no seu ano de lançamento.

Tracklist:
1. Fizzy Bangers - Short Attention Span
2. Less Than Jake - Anchor
3. Teen Idols - Ketchup Soup
4. Terrorgruppe - All Cops Are Bastards
5. Good Riddance - Overcoming Learned Behavior
6. Chixdiggit - Quit Yer Job
7. The Living End - Ready
8. Bad Religion - Out Of Hand
9. Hi-Standard - Asian Pride
10. Aerobitch - Steamroller Blues
11. Nerf Herder - Doin' Laundry
12. Bigwig - Freegan
13. Undeclinable Ambuscade - Not Again
14. Fury 66 - Waste Away
15. The Ataris - The Radio Still Sucks
16. Unwritten Law - Armageddon Singalong
17. AFI - Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More...
18. Dillinger Four - Farts Are Jazz To Assholes
19. Spread - Surf City
20. Swingin' Utters - Back To You
21. Barfeeders - Outhouse Of Doom
22. Citizen Fish - Alienation
23. Blink-182 - Family Reunion
24. Goober Patrol - Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin
25. Killswitch - Saturday Night
26. Enemy You - Bedroom Windows
27. No Use for a Name - Sara Fisher
28. Green Day - Ballad Of Wilhelm Fink
29. Consumed - Delraiser Part III: Del On Earth
30. The Mr. T Experience - Told You Once
31. Lagwagon - Randal Gets Drunk
32. Gwar - Fishfuck
33. The Dickies - Howdy Doody In The Woodshed
34. Samiam - Long Enough To Forget You
35. Dogpiss - Erik Sandin's Stand-In
36. 59 Times The Pain - We Want The Kids
37. Bracket - Warren's Song Part 8
38. No Means No - No Fgcnuik
39. Descendents - I Like Food
40. Dance Hall Crashers - Triple Track
41. Guttermouth - Don Camero Lost His Mind
42. Limp - X-99
43. Jughead's Revenge - Faust
44. Circle Jerks - Deny Everything
45. The Offspring - Hand Grenades
46. Mad Caddies - Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead
47. The Criminals - Union Yes
48. Screeching Weasel - Dirty Needles
49. One Man Army - 300 Miles
50. Strung Out - Klawsterfobia
51. Youth Brigade - You Don't Know Shit
52. Groovie Ghoulies - Doin' Fine
53. Tilt - John For The Working Man
54. Spazz - A Prayer For The Complete And Utter Eradication Of All Generic Pop-Punk
55. The Damned - It's A Real Time Thing
56. 88 Fingers Louie - All My Friends Are In Popular Bands
57. D.O.A. - I Hate Punk Rock
58. Pulley - Fun
59. The Vandals - To All The Kids
60. Pennywise - 30 Seconds Till The End Of The World
61. No Fun at All - Get A Grip
62. Sick of It All - Blatty (Human Egg)
63. All - I Got None
64. NOFX - See Her Pee
65. 7 Seconds - F.O.F.O.D.
66. Rancid - Blacklisted
67. Diesel Boy - Chandeliers & Souvenirs
68. Adrenalin O.D. - Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must Die
69. Frenzal Rhomb - My Pants Keep Falling Down
70. The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts
71. D.I. - Comin' To Your Town
72. Black Flag) - Spray Paint
73. White Flag - Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies
74. Anti-Flag - Bring It To An End
75. Avail - Not A Happy Man
76. Real McKenzies - Old Mrs. Cuddy
77. Agnostic Front - Traitor
78. Down By Law - Life Rules 101
79. Radio Days - Wake Up
80. Useless ID - Too Bad You Don't Get It
81. Poison Idea - Humanity
82. Men O' Steel - In Your Head
83. Subhumans - Supermarket Forces
84. Buck Wild - Tribute To The Mammal
85. Lunachicks - Pretty Houses
86. Dwarves - The Band That Wouldn't Die
87. Bouncing Souls - Like A Fish In Water
88. Trigger Happy - Turn It Up
89. One Hit Wonder - Madam's Apple
90. Hotbox - Staggering
91. 20% - DMV
92. Snuff - Big Fat Skinhead
93. The Muffs - Pimmel
94. H2O - Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun
95. Bodyjar - Wake Up
96. Nicotine - Eyez
97. Satanic Surfers - Another Stale Cartoon
98. Ten Foot Pole - I Don't Mind
99. Caustic Soda - Welcome To Dumpsville, Population You
100. The Misfits - NY Ranger
101. Wizo - The Count

Short Music For Short People